Man vs. Women

There is some debate, mostly between feminists and, well... every body else, that God is a Woman. I myself am not a feminazzi. I traverse my landscape with a broom and a happy tune and am happy to tend to the kids whilst letting my mind be fed on good literature, my dream of future formal education and resulting career. I don't need to explore the reason men are the way they are or feel compelled to try futilely to get them to understand women. I relish in the general differences. I do however believe God is a man!
I share some factual evidence that should, if you be in the feminazzi category, sway even the most staunch of believers.

- Women must develop earlier than boys and have a visual manifestation of said developments. (aka boobs)
boys- poke fun at girls early development.

- Women must also have a monthly hurtful, bloating, irritating, hormone filled, disgusting and often embarrassing episode that is also often precluded with a batch of crazy.
boys-nada

- Women have an extra layer of fat. That's just mean.
boys- eat what they want and dont gain weight

- Women must endure 9 months of pregnancy to have a child.
boys- just complain that its not all about them

- labor. I dont really need to go further than this one but I will just for kicks.
boys- get to stand by and watch

-Women cant pee outside without making a mess
boys- have outdoor pluming

-Women obtain unsightly wrinkles as they age as well as sagging, discoloration of skin, and gray hair.
boys- just get "more distinguished" with age and can be even better looking with gray hair.

-Women think in circles making them masters of multi-tasking and making them crazy.
boys- linear thinkers who cant organize to save themselves but it does not drive them crazy.

-Women have breasts
boys- ogle, become entranced by, persistently pursue, have to touch, are easily distracted by, and are envious of ours.

I am sure I could go on listing millions proofs that God is a man. It is clear evidence because if God was a woman, all of these things would be inflicted upon men and not women. Besides if God were a woman, what would we need men for?