little brown bag laying in the road,
looking dejected and so cold,
top a mash but kind of rolled,
what kind of treasure do you hold?
a cookie,
some candy,
an old dirty shoe?
a nice book
a severed head
are you full of poo
a prescription,
a child's toy,
some kittens that mew?
a vodka bottle,
a turkey sub,
a ticket to Kalamazoo?
tell me
oh tell me
now what should I do?
As I drive past
on my way to class
I haven't got a clue
your contents are a mystery
I fear that this must always be
unless some one had chance to see
looking dejected and so cold,
top a mash but kind of rolled,
what kind of treasure do you hold?
a cookie,
some candy,
an old dirty shoe?
a nice book
a severed head
are you full of poo
a prescription,
a child's toy,
some kittens that mew?
a vodka bottle,
a turkey sub,
a ticket to Kalamazoo?
tell me
oh tell me
now what should I do?
As I drive past
on my way to class
I haven't got a clue
your contents are a mystery
I fear that this must always be
unless some one had chance to see
the dropper of the bag... was me.
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I hurt my back so there I sat
ReplyDeleteAnd Nana said "You must lay flat".
I knew damn well I was too fat
To end up laying on my back.
I sat and frowned, a back so jacked.
A pill came floating from her pack
I swallowed it and hit the rack
And watched a movie from the stack.
The pill took hold and there I sat
Drooling like a strangled cat.
All have issues, that is that.
Some folks opt to just lay flat
Some might practice this and that
But I like pills from Nana's pack.
That's the truth.
And that is that.
Papa is inspired.
hilarious Dad!!! Awesome. And now everyone can see where I get my warped sense of humor.. Love You Dad!!
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